David "Phreak" Turley

Mar 28

chrisromantix asked: Nikasaur...you ever hit that? She is TONS of nerdbait.

I have shown her my awesome dance moves many times. Whenever I ask her out on a date she keeps saying she can’t because she has “Tons of standards”. Whatever that means.

Mar 03

askleona-deactivated20120504 asked: Real

Reality. Yes.

askmorello asked: So for the next patch, I was considering a few changes to Irelia. What are your thoughts?

It sounds like a good idea to nerf Irelia. However, you should probably wait a few more patches before doing this. Wouldn’t you agree? Soon™ though.

Feb 13

Anonymous asked: Dear Mr Phreak, are you going to build me like a jungler, or build me with TONS OF DAMAGE? ~asknautilus

I don’t see why I can’t do both of those things. You’ll just have to wait and see, though. 

Feb 10

blunthumor asked: I disagree with the Teemo skin requests. I think Annie doesn't have enough skins. I mean there are champions out there still with the ones they were released with like Trundle and Urgot. So I hope to see more skins for Annie.

While I agree with you on this, she is not priority #1. There should be more annie skins in the future, however, not as much and as often as teemo.

ask-teemo asked: Am i getting any new skins soon? i dont have enough, it upsets me and my fans greatly and i cant help but feel i could do tons more damage if i had more.

I believe I have already answered this question indirectly, but now for the direct answer. 
Of course you will get new skins. You do not have that many skins currently, so it would be a crime to deny you new skins. We need to add more variety so you can display tons of cuteness. 

Feb 09

Anonymous asked: SO HAPPY. MAYBE YOU JUST FINISHED YOUR SONA JUNGLE BUILD. :D

I’m glad you’re happy. This makes me happy too, mysterious person. Sona jungle? It depends on whether you want AD or AP. Either way, her ganks are pretty stellar.

lil-miss-fucking-puncher asked: ARE YOU REALLY PHREAK OR NOT, CUZ YOU ARE PHREAKING ME OUT HERE, haha can you see the pun ;)

I saw your pun. I laughed a ton.

That rhymed. How Phreaky. 

Anonymous asked: How much persuading did it take to get Morelllo to make a tumblr?

Morello has a tumblr? He never told me. He’s got tons of explaining to do.

ask-graves-deactivated20121126 asked: Tons o' damage?

 Tons of damage.